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March 22 2018








Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

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I love history.

Role models tho.

The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

January 30 2018

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Why they look like they just finished poisoning the Grammy voting committee

they should have

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“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”


for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children


January 25 2018

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Now THIS is art.

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 



January 20 2018

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you have been blessed



my fave bit of black dog folklore is that in some folklore there is a belief that the first person buried in a cemetery stays there and doesn’t cross over and helps other spirits move on and protects them from evil spirits, now naturally people want to avoid this fate for their loved ones and themselves so they would sometimes bury a dog first and it would return in the shape of a big black dog and protect the newly dead from evil spirits and occasionally the living as well

this kind of spirit is called a church grim

You mean it’s called a good doggie.


Bethesda: We can’t make the kids killable, no matter how much they annoy the player! That’ll definitely lead to public outcry and there’s some lines we just won’t cross.

BioWare: This kid is possessed by a demon, just straight up stab him. Lil fucker has it coming. This other kid, you don’t get to kill though. We’ll have a Reaper blow him up instead.

January 13 2018

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........




now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

is it too early or can we start screaming now

It is never too early for screaming.

January 08 2018

In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies






This is the best news I’ve heard all week

Guys we might be onto something

January 07 2018

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December 31 2017






I just want every communist/socialist to read The Tragedy of the Commons

Actually professor Bofa disproved that concept in regards to communism and human nature ages ago.  

Source? Because a quick google search of first “professor bofa” brought up nothing, then “professor bofa tragedy of the commons” also brought up nothing nor did “professor bofa human nature”

look up professor Bofa D. Snuts

December 27 2017

So you want to get into Overwatch lore?


This version is from 2017-11-04
Click here for the most up to date version of this post

It’s difficult to put all the lore sources in a chronological order. Partly because some sources doesn’t have an obvious place in the timeline, and partly because many sources cover multiple points in the timeline at once. I’ve done my best, but I’ve focused more on the storytelling than being 100% faithful to the timeline.

But before we begin:

First rule of Overwatch lore: The game is not canon.*

* There is no lore reason behind why the characters are fighting in the game, or why there can be more than one of the same hero in a match. The game does not affect the story, and it does not have a story mode. But! There are hint to lore inside the game. Most notably in the voice interactions between the heroes, but also in the maps themselves.

The history of Overwatch

[Twitter] Security breach
[News] Experimental weapon stolen from Watchpoint: Grand Mesa
[Twitter] Who is “Soldier: 76?”
[Bio] Soldier: 76
[Bio] Reaper
[Bio] Reinhardt
[Bio] Torbjörn
[News] Fading glory: On the trail of Jack Morrison
[Video] Soldier: 76 Origin Story

Golden Era

[Bio] Mercy
[Bio] Winston
[Bio] McCree
[Bio] Widowmaker
[Twitter] Overwatch File 00231
[Comic] Junkenstein (PDF)
[Bio] Zenyatta
[Bio] Hanzo
[Bio] Genji
[Bio] Tracer
[Video] Tracer Origin Story
[Twitter] Initiating archive declassification
[Comic] Uprising (PDF)
[Video] King’s Row Uprising Origin Story
[Comic] Legacy (PDF)
[Bio] Ana
[Video] Ana Origin Story

After the fall

[Bio] Symmetra
[Bio] Lúcio
[Comic] A Better World (PDF)
[Twitter] Weightlifting world champ
[Twitter] Increased mech production
[Bio] Zarya
[Twitter] Visit Numbani
[Twitter] Vigilante justice
[Comic] Train Hopper (PDF)
[StarCraft] D.Va’s profile on StarCraft World Championship Series
[Bio] D.Va
[Comic] Dragon Slayer (PDF)
[Comic] Wasted Land (PDF)
[Bio] Roadhog
[Bio] Junkrat
[Video] A Moment in Crime Special Report: “The Junkers”
[Comic] Going Legit (PDF)
[Twitter] They Came From Beyond the Moon!
[Bio] Pharah
[Comic] Mission Statement (PDF)
[Comic] Destroyer (PDF)
[Bio] Bastion
[Video] The Last Bastion


[News] Lúcio brings music to life with Syneasthesia World Tour
[Twitter] Strange lights sighted
[Video] Recall
[Video] Are You With Us?
[Video] Alive
[Video] Dragons
[News] LumériCo’s vision for Mexico unvieled, but threats to safety and security remain
[Video] Hero
[Video] Rise and Shine
[Bio] Mei
[News] Mei’s adventures
[Video] Honor and Glory
[Video] Cinematic Trailer
[News] Overwatch is back: Uncertainty and hope after UN confirms vigilante activity
[Video] We are Overwatch 

First year after Recall

[Comic] Old Soldiers (PDF)
[ARG] Sombra ARG
[News] LumériCo Revelations: CEO Guillermo Portero under fire
[Twitter] WANTED
[Twitter] Banco de Dorado robbery
[Twitter] LumériCo network security breach
[News] LumériCo CEO steps down
[Video] Infiltration
[Bio] Sombra
[Video] Sombra Origin Story
[Comic] Searching (PDF)
[Comic] Reflections (PDF)
[News] Oasis Travel Tips
[Tapestry] Winston’s Journey to the West (News)
[Twitter] Lúcio’s breakout single: Sonhos Ômnicos! 


[News] An Interview with Inventor Efi Oladele
[Twitter] OR15 defence units destroyed
[Twitter] Time to get to work
[Video] Orisa Origin Story
[Bio] Orisa
[Comic] Binary (PDF
[News] New Details Emerge About Possible Fate of Horizon Lunar Colony
[Map] Horizon Lunar Colony
[News] Talon Involvement Confirmed In Previous Attack on Helix Facility
[Video] Doomfist Origin Story
[Bio] Doomfist
[Comic] Masquerade (PDF)
[Video] Junkertown: The Plan
[Map] Junkertown
[Map] Blizzard World
[Video] Moira Origin Story
[Bio] Moira

Congratulations, you should now be up to date with Overwatch lore.


Heroes of the Storm - Tracer Trailer
D.Va StarCraft announcer
Heroes of the Storm - Hanamura Showdown
Heroes of the Storm - Dragons of the Nexus

Have I missed a source? Please let me know.

I’ve started to fall out of the fandom, so as of 2017-11-03 I will still add the lore that I find, but I will no longer actively go searching for it.

December 24 2017

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i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD


Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

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This is back I guess



USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses

Here’s a diagram to help you understand

I dreamed a dream in time gone by

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December 19 2017




“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

23 fucking hundred years of philosophy and this mother fucker on tumblr gets it in a meme

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